Maximum chaos. Zero chill. The box Santa would give his favorite Ho — because this one doesn’t play around.

Every Santa’s Favorite Ho Box includes a guaranteed heavy hitter:
✔ A full-sized Flogger
OR
✔ A set of Finger Floggers
OR
✔ A Dragon Tail

(These alone retail for $150–$200 — and that’s just the starting point.)

Because it’s Mega, you’ll also get:
• Additional curated surprises
• A blend of bestsellers + deep unlisted stash pulls
• Your free 3D-printed toy

Guaranteed Value: $250–$300+

This is the box people brag about.
The one friends ask to see.
The one future-you will absolutely thank you for choosing.